— Elizabeth Olsen (via lykereally)
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"
Greyhound being read a scary story
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Me as a villian
Confident pug ready to enter the ocean (with a lifejacket)
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
*hysterical crying and screaming*